I wrote this back when I was a student, almost ten years ago. The writing is immature, the plot is over-the-top, and there's plenty of unrealistic fantasy. Its one redeeming quality is that I wrote it with sincere feelings at the time.
Times change, and youth fades. This book is purely a childhood fantasy of mine, so please don't relate it to real life. Just think of it as a childish daydream.
After all, everyone has their cringey phase, haha. I hope everyone mentioned in this book, as well as every reader, has a bright future and stays safe and well every morning, noon, and night in the days when we no longer meet.
Blurb:
A straight girl wakes up one day to discover that she's become a bona fide straight guy.
In a daze, she discovers she's been bound to a System called "xxx's Mom Fan."
So: "Why me??"
System: Because in your previous life, you read way too much xxx fanfiction about men falling in love.
The girl: "Then who is xxx???"
The System says the answer is waiting in a talent show. The useless Host will have to find it for herself.
Note: A hearty, straightforward Northern guy bottom x a gentle, shy Southern guy top
[Completed entertainment-industry novel, The Boss Su Is So Dramatic. Any lovely readers suffering from a reading slump are welcome to check it out]
"Before I met you, I thought I'd just muddle through life like this. After I met you... I felt even more sure of it!!"
Qian Xiyang, Victimsky, Poor Thing, Western
Rugged, handsome straight guy x fussy, polished drama queen
At 21, Qian Xiyang dreamed of becoming an actor! So at 31, he became an actor!
...Well, an actor's longtime sidekick.
[Blurb One]
You've hit a dead end and discovered there's no way back. How do you save yourself?
Answer: Just muddle through. What else can you do, get a divorce?
As a private chef, Qian Xiyang cooked for his boss, watered his flowers, and accompanied him on business trips. He thought his life would pass uneventfully like that, but then his boss helped him make a comeback!
Su Jiashang: You might not believe this, but I'm going to be a movie star one day.
Qian Xiyang: Stop talking. I really don't believe you.
Su Jiashang: You...
Qian Xiyang: I believe you! My divine older brother will be nominated for an Oscar this year! He'll win Best Actor next year! The Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers awards will both be yours the year after!
Su Jiashang: ...
You're laying it on a bit thick, buddy.
[Blurb Two]
Su Jiashang is an aloof beauty, famous from a young age. He's starred in one beloved TV series after another and is the unattainable dreamboat in countless people's hearts.
Then he started acting in movies.
Since then, his legend has spread through the film industry. The movies he appears in are rated either 3.1 or 4.7.
He's unhappy and doesn't understand why everyone hates the scripts he so carefully picks.
Qian Xiyang: You have no taste.
Su Jiashang is thrilled. "The best decision you ever made was choosing me. I'll take all the criticism with you."
Su Jiashang covers his face. "Is it too late to return you?" ]
Theme: One dream after another flew out through the skylight.
The Cai Xukun whose house collapsed is not the Cai Xiaokui we remember. It turns out that the entertainment industry will make my young man become so miserable. It's better to pay big bucks.
How come it's been four years in the blink of an eye. At that time, I had nothing to do and searched for Oulian's fanfics. The big text burst into my sight immediately. It was funny and heart-warming. Everyone in it was alive and fleshy. I especially liked Fu Dongchen. He always brought happiness to everyone. He was a cool-looking man who didn't realize it. Although he was out of society, he knew the world but was not sophisticated. He had a chivalrous atmosphere. I will always remember Xiaoban's famous scene. If you don't vote for me, I won't vote for Chaochao. Go home and make soy sauce. Horizontal arrangement - let me exist.
Hahahaha, it's really hilarious. No matter how many times you watch it, you'll laugh out loud.
I don't know how many times I've read it. Anyway, I re-read it every year because Dada Wen fell in love with Kunkun. This article in Dachang in 2017 will always be the Bai Yueguang in my heart.
These few times, I have been working on big companies again. When I saw the beginning, I subconsciously looked for Fu Dongchen in the red coat walking towards Cai Xukun from below. After a moment, I suddenly woke up. There is no Dongchen in the big companies of variety shows. Kunkun has always been alone in the show...
Suddenly hurt me, but I believe that Kunkun in the parallel world will definitely meet Dongchen. I really like the big article! ! I really like the Dachang boys written by Dada. I hope they will get better and better. I also hope Dachang will get better and better.
"Things we have never met will eventually meet." May Xiaokui have a grand and brilliant future.
It is now July 2, 2023, and Cai Xukun collapsed. It's good to pay big points
It's really been too long. I originally thought I didn't have many thoughts anymore, but when I saw the last sentence, when it's your turn to run to him, I burst into tears. I've actually been waiting for it, and I don't know if it was the ending or Xiao Cai's response and the plot of abusing him, but at this moment I was still a little reluctant to let go. Thank you very much for giving me an ending.
This ending is very good, can there be a second part hahahahahaha
I have read this book many times. Once it is finished, I wish you happiness every day.
After so many years, I finally saw the final result. It is very true. It is actually difficult for people with different personalities to get along until the end. I can accept this ending and hope that everything will be fine for them in that world.
I have been waiting for the ending. This is already the best result. It must be fair. Before, it was Dafu who took the initiative. This time it is Kunkun's turn. Going in both directions is the best love.
Damn it, I burst into tears! ! ! ! I really hope they can live a happy life in the world we can't see! !
Great, I finally have an ending after waiting for so long.
The Cai Xukun whose house collapsed is not the Cai Xiaokui we remember. It turns out that the entertainment industry will make my young man become so miserable. It's better to pay big bucks.
How come it's been four years in the blink of an eye. At that time, I had nothing to do and searched for Oulian's fanfics. The big text burst into my sight immediately. It was funny and heart-warming. Everyone in it was alive and fleshy. I especially liked Fu Dongchen. He always brought happiness to everyone. He was a cool-looking man who didn't realize it. Although he was out of society, he knew the world but was not sophisticated. He had a chivalrous atmosphere. I will always remember Xiaoban's famous scene. If you don't vote for me, I won't vote for Chaochao. Go home and make soy sauce. Horizontal arrangement - let me exist. Hahahaha, it's really hilarious. No matter how many times you watch it, you'll laugh out loud. I don't know how many times I've read it. Anyway, I re-read it every year because Dada Wen fell in love with Kunkun. This article in Dachang in 2017 will always be the Bai Yueguang in my heart. These few times, I have been working on big companies again. When I saw the beginning, I subconsciously looked for Fu Dongchen in the red coat walking towards Cai Xukun from below. After a moment, I suddenly woke up. There is no Dongchen in the big companies of variety shows. Kunkun has always been alone in the show... Suddenly hurt me, but I believe that Kunkun in the parallel world will definitely meet Dongchen. I really like the big article! ! I really like the Dachang boys written by Dada. I hope they will get better and better. I also hope Dachang will get better and better. "Things we have never met will eventually meet." May Xiaokui have a grand and brilliant future.
It is now July 2, 2023, and Cai Xukun collapsed. It's good to pay big points
It's really been too long. I originally thought I didn't have many thoughts anymore, but when I saw the last sentence, when it's your turn to run to him, I burst into tears. I've actually been waiting for it, and I don't know if it was the ending or Xiao Cai's response and the plot of abusing him, but at this moment I was still a little reluctant to let go. Thank you very much for giving me an ending.
This ending is very good, can there be a second part hahahahahaha
I have read this book many times. Once it is finished, I wish you happiness every day.
After so many years, I finally saw the final result. It is very true. It is actually difficult for people with different personalities to get along until the end. I can accept this ending and hope that everything will be fine for them in that world.
I have been waiting for the ending. This is already the best result. It must be fair. Before, it was Dafu who took the initiative. This time it is Kunkun's turn. Going in both directions is the best love.
Damn it, I burst into tears! ! ! ! I really hope they can live a happy life in the world we can't see! !
Great, I finally have an ending after waiting for so long.