Daoist Priest, Are You Into Men?

[Advance Notice: This novel will be reverse-VIP'd on November 12. If you haven't finished reading, hurry up!] Qiao Mei is a Taoist priest who can catch ghosts, ward off evil, tell fortunes, and set off fireworks (?). One day, he meets a CEO. The CEO has a peculiar constitution: nine out of ten girls who go on a blind date with him suffer misfortune, while the remaining one faces a bloody disaster. Most importantly... He can see Qiao Mei's bird! After his buddy set him up, Qiao Mei was forced to team up with the CEO. Before they started vanquishing (mooching off) demons (for food) and exorcising (mooching off) evil spirits (for drinks), he read the CEO's fortune: He brings calamity to his parents and wife, has weak romantic luck and few descendants, and is haunted by a love ghost. He's also destined to die young, with less than three years to live. Qiao Mei was a little troubled. It didn't matter if his teammate was weak; he wasn't afraid to carry the whole team on his own. But what was the point if his teammate was an ordinary person and a short-lived ghost? Were they going to fight for five minutes at the start, then spend the rest of the time hiding and scraping by? Yet three years passed, then another three, and then another. The short-lived CEO got a boost from Qiao Mei along the way and stayed by his side through many more three-year stretches. During all those years, he set off fireworks for Qiao Mei countless times. Actually, from the moment I met you, I saw the grandest fireworks of my life. I inexplicably want to emphasize that the male lead's name is Qiao Mei (mo). A plot-driven power fantasy with a golden finger, plus romance and plenty of sweet moments. I have two other novels in the works next door, so please add them to your collection, mwah~ Theme: