It Never Goes the Way We Planned

Key point: the bottom has no standards. If you only like chaste bottoms, please move along. Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want to drive away the mistress and win back your husband's heart. Wife: Whoever wants that kind of man can have him. I want a better man, just to piss him off! Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want to get rid of the wife and take her place. Mistress: Whoever wants that kind of man can have him. I want a better man, just to piss him off! Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want to get rid of the white moonlight. Stand-in: Whoever wants that scumbag can have him. I want a better man, just to piss him off! Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want to defeat the stand-in and get back together with your true love. White Moonlight: What would I want that scumbag for? Whoever wants him can have him. Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want your father's approval. Illegitimate Son: Whoever wants that scumbag can have him. I'm going to establish a new family. Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I know, I know. You want to inherit the family business. Legitimate Son: Whoever wants that piece of junk can have it. I'm going to build my own era. Xiao Jiu: ... Xiao Jiu: I don't know, I don't know. Master, boo-hoo, someone's picking on your pet. Tan Ye: Souls have been especially delicious lately. I like it. Come on, let's go have some fun in the mortal world. Entering V on August 22. Three chapters will be posted that day, and the story will go into reverse V after chapter 24. Thank you all for your support and encouragement all this time. Feng Xin will keep working hard to write fun, enjoyable stories. Thank you, everyone! Check out my new story, "Quick Transmigration: A Good Beginning and a Good Ending": http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=5837089 Theme: A match made in heaven