I Have Every Shikigami You Could Want

When the Big Boss attacked Konoha, he discovered that everyone there was a genuine, impossible-to-kill cockroach! Why was it that every time he nearly killed someone, a girl would wave some dandelions and heal them?! Why did koi streamers restore the ninja army's health every time they made a move?! Why did a nearly dead person become full of energy whenever a little bird returned to the ninja army?! Why did flowers save people every time someone died?! The Big Boss looked at the monsters strewn across the ground and stared in shock. "I thought I only had to deal with the ninjas! What are all these things?!" Ice-cold Sasuke with a tsundere streak and a soft heart, top x super-sweet Natsume who punches monsters into the air while apologizing Completed serialized work: Merlin Is a Good Kid, HP fanfic, professor x Luna This story is complete, with extra chapters that are super sweet. My new story is updating now, so feel free to add it to your list and check it out! I Teach at a Modern Leisure Academy Blurb 1: Lanxiang Cultivation Academy aims to train modern, well-rounded, virtuous, intelligent, physically fit, artistic, and hardworking talents for the Celestial Realm, raise its cultural standards, and ensure peaceful and stable development across the Three Realms. Qin Mosang had just graduated from teacher's college. Passionate about education, she was hired by Lanxiang Cultivation Academy to teach the modern education part of the curriculum: virtue, intelligence, physical fitness, art, and hard work. "No, I don't know magic. This is called a phone." "Yes, we can really fly into the sky. Give me fifty hours and I'll take you on a flight around the human realm." "...This assignment is due tomorrow morning. You can't turn it in twenty years from now!" Blurb 2: "Teacher Tongtian, teachers aren't allowed to beat their students... Lord Yuanshi, you have to treat your students equally, so don't play favorites... Lord Laozi, governing by non-interference doesn't mean ignoring your students!" "Li Nezha, no kicking shuttlecocks in class! Don't distract your classmate Ao Bing!" "Jingwei, please stop throwing pebbles into your classmates' cups." "Taotie, please spit out your classmate Baihu. If you absolutely have to eat something... how about trying skewers, hot pot, and barbecue?" "Little Golden Crow, bring your parents in tomorrow! No, Lord Lu Ya, your older brother doesn't count!" Blurb 3: "You, the parent... have you been secretly in love with me for hundreds of thousands of years? Um... what's your origin?" Outwardly cold, inwardly a lovesick fool, very mature top x adorable teacher who sets a good example and loves cute things Theme: An ice-cold person and a warm-hearted person find themselves and grow