How Much Does a Baby Weigh?

CP: A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted catboy bottom x a half-immortal top who's supposedly no good in bed A long time ago, Mengmeng nearly died. After his close friend saved him with a tree spirit's core, he turned into a chubby orange cat who glowed green. Or was he a chubby green cat? Mengmeng's response: Could I? No! I can't! Unable to sit still, Mengmeng sneaks out of the mountains and slips into a lavish, noisy nightclub. He means to let loose, but runs right into his mating season and somehow spends two nights in bed with a man. It felt amazing, but it really hurt, too. So after waking up, Mengmeng waits for the man to take a bath, then runs away even more slowly than a turtle. Back at the foot of the mountain, Mengmeng uses the pool of spirit liquid to soothe his aching, limp body. It feels so good that he sleeps at the bottom of the pool for two days, only to be woken by a baby's cries. Looking at the little one, red-faced from crying, Mengmeng suddenly remembers what his close friend said: "Mengmeng, you're both a cat and a tree now, so even one of your hairs could turn into a kitten. Be very careful!" Mengmeng (⊙o⊙): So is this my hair, or my baby? Before he can figure it out, the man he spent two nights with finds him at the foot of the mountain. Little extra: When Mengmeng takes the baby to buy doughnuts, he hears two young masters making fun of his husband for being no good in bed. He immediately covers the baby's ears and says righteously, "Be good, baby. Don't listen to things that aren't suitable for children." Who could have guessed the baby would boldly push Mengmeng's hand away and snort, "What's so bad about that? I've already heard things way more unsuitable for children last night." Mengmeng freezes on the spot. Theme: Hard work helps you grow!