Conquering Another World with Ingredients [Quick Transmigration]

My book seems to be having a rough time, so I'm revising the blurb to bring it some good luck~

Funny version:

What's a pig's mission?

Eat and wait to die? Live happily until it dies? Either way, it'll die!

So what's the mission of a pig that doesn't have to die?

To wish it were dead! Just don't let it actually die!

Mai Ya is truly exhausted!

What's with that person who tortures her pig body every day, torments her pig brain, and flirts with her tiny pig heart!?

Hey, she's not just any pig! At the very least, she used to be a human!

Wait, come to think of it, when she was human, she had a crush on him...

Fine, then. What else can she say?

She's sticking with him!

Literary version:

When Mai Ya woke up from a drunken stupor, she discovered she'd become a pet piglet whose life and death were no longer in her own hands!

Then that person, draped in a battle flag and riding on seven-colored clouds, saved her from danger several times.

Before she knew it, her heart was overflowing with feelings...

Even if he had a terrible personality, even if he didn't understand how the world worked, even if he had ulterior motives for getting close to her...

She still fell for him. She'd fallen for him long ago and could no longer pull herself away...

What could she do? He was her hero!

Realistic version:

"Have you memorized the ingredients?"

"Did you practice your knife skills today?"

"Why didn't you cook today?"

... (What the heck?!)

She's just a cute little pig. Why is this person always making things difficult for her! Why???

"As an ingredient, do you think you have any other choice? Either you eat someone else or you get eaten. Choose."

... She'd better obediently eat someone else.

A quick transmigration story~ The silly author is staying in the hospital, so updates will be irregular for the next few days. Once I'm home, things will be fine~

World One: The Real World

World Two: The Supernatural World

World Three: The Post-Apocalyptic World

World Four: A Fictional Ancient World

World Five: The Interstellar World

World Six: The Cultivation World

That's all for now~

I'm a new full-time author. Please be kind to me!

I'm open to all constructive criticism. This silly author has very thick skin, hehe~

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