Go AFK, Bro

This is the product of some silly author (not me) watching Ready Player One. But I really am going to sink my claws into this silly story_(:D)∠)_ So this is a collaboration. The two authors have wildly imaginative styles, and the shifts in writing are sure to catch you off guard. Author One: Full name Yin Fannian, nickname Sweet Potato Author Two: Full name Zhao Hun (that's me), nickname Fake Leg ...Hopefully someone else will come along and take over this silly story, so the authors can slack off for a little longer! A mix of historical fantasy, modern settings, Western fantasy, Eastern fantasy, and modern nonconformity. It might also be the failed lives of a bunch of fat shut-ins. Anyway, I started writing it because it sounded fun. No outline.