In the fifth year of Guo Yunxi and Duan Ruochuan's marriage, Duan Ruochuan's one true love returned.
They divorced, but as fate would have it, they were both in a car accident after leaving the civil affairs bureau.
When Guo Yunxi woke up, she had become Consort Xi, the harem's most beloved woman, showered with everyone's affection.
And Duan Ruochuan had become one of the personal eunuchs serving the consort.
Guo Yunxi: "Holy crap, hahahahahahaha!"
Duan Ruochuan: "..."
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Guo Yunxi thought she'd transmigrated here to live the good life as a carefree slacker.
She never expected that behind her role as a brainless, nation-wrecking favorite consort lay a huge, complicated hidden plot!
Fine, then. She'll accept her fate and push history forward through her own hard work.
She has to stay alive, take ruthless revenge on the scumbag, flirt with handsome men and beautiful women, learn to fight, live life to the fullest, and hold on to her money at all costs!!!
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When she was physically and mentally exhausted, she would sometimes turn to superstition for help.
Kneeling before the Three Pure Ones at Yuxian Temple, she clasped her hands and prayed sincerely:
"May Consort Duan succeed in her coup soon and bring blessings to the world. In return, I, your humble believer, vow to eat a balanced diet of meat and vegetables for life, and spend every night in blissful passion, oblivious to heaven and earth."
Lin Aohan: "I can't promise the first half, but the second half, I can help you with."
Consort Duan, expressionless: "My sword just slipped out of its sheath."
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Lin Aohan: "This blurb is ridiculous. Why do I get so little screen time when I'm the designated male lead?"
Guo Yunxi: "This is a female-led story. Behave yourself and don't try to steal the spotlight."
[Reader's Guide]
1. Absurd, melodramatic comedy, a series of ridiculous twists, wild imagination, and plenty of snark. A feel-good romp.
2. The female lead seems like a ditzy, sweet, silly girl on the surface, but her intelligence stays sharp throughout. She's relatively kind and soft-hearted at first, but grows and changes as her experiences shape her. Please be patient~
3. The scumbag ex-husband isn't the designated male lead, and neither is the emperor. The designated male lead is quite the character and appears later. Please be patient~
4. Reading is a form of relaxation and entertainment. Everyone has their own tastes, and having fun matters most~ We hope all passengers enjoy the ride. If you feel uncomfortable, you can jump off the train, but please don't hurt the driver~
Thesis: Love and peace!
It's pretty good, you can pick yourself up by yourself and support the two heroines.
I always feel that there is a saying that should be said, coquettish bitches like us don't deserve love, we only deserve the throne and supreme rights.
What should I do? She likes Concubine Duan more. Guo obviously just wants to be an ordinary person, but she has already entered the game. She still has this Buddhist mentality and even cares about the deep-minded and selfish Duan around her? A protective mentality? , Guo will not be a "pig" teammate like this in the future... He was a "dog licker" in his previous life and did not get a good end. In this life, he still wants to "harm" "me" in another world? …
I beg you, the author, please come back and update [crying]
Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful. Why hasn't the author updated it yet?
I scrolled through the comments section, it's so scary, a ghost story! Author, please come out! ! ! !
? ? ? ? ? No! Why did such a beautiful novel end so suddenly? ! ! !
Madam, do you still remember your dream? [Hold your chin] Squat update
Hey, come back soon for updates.
What? ! Is this actually a trap? ! Heartbroken
It's pretty good, you can pick yourself up by yourself and support the two heroines.
I always feel that there is a saying that should be said, coquettish bitches like us don't deserve love, we only deserve the throne and supreme rights.
What should I do? She likes Concubine Duan more. Guo obviously just wants to be an ordinary person, but she has already entered the game. She still has this Buddhist mentality and even cares about the deep-minded and selfish Duan around her? A protective mentality? , Guo will not be a "pig" teammate like this in the future... He was a "dog licker" in his previous life and did not get a good end. In this life, he still wants to "harm" "me" in another world? …
I beg you, the author, please come back and update [crying]
Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful. Why hasn't the author updated it yet?
I scrolled through the comments section, it's so scary, a ghost story! Author, please come out! ! ! !
? ? ? ? ? No! Why did such a beautiful novel end so suddenly? ! ! !
Madam, do you still remember your dream? [Hold your chin] Squat update