[Touken Ranbu] What's It Like to Have a Spendthrift Saniwa?

Question: What's it like having a lazy, spendthrift lord who spends all day shopping online?

As his personal attendant, I'm utterly desperate. I'm even tempted to fall to darkness.

1L: Your lord's shopping addiction can't be cured. He's probably a lost cause. Just give him a beating.

OP: What if I've already beaten him?

2L: ...Lock him in a dark room?

OP: Tried that.

3L: You really show no mercy to your lord.

OP: ...

4L: Then why not... cut off her internet?

OP: I'll take that advice.

The blood-soaked Grand Auditor: Who was it? Which bastard suggested cutting off my internet?!

A product of going crazy after grinding away at a game until I turned into an idiot.

No logic, no plot, elementary-school-level writing. Read at your own risk.

Only swords that are in my own Sword Codex will appear in this story, so when are you coming home, Tsurumaru? QAQ