The Demon Lord Doesn't Want to Be Petted [Livestream]

Demon Venerable Luo Qing failed his tribulation and was reborn after death as a newborn kitten on a wasteland planet. To become human and cultivate to immortality, he has no choice but to follow the arrangements of the Three Realms Livestream System and “go through fire and water” for his streaming career.

When the livestream room opens, this is what things look like:

Fan 1: Kitty, hehe, a fluffy kitty!

Luo Qing (disdainfully): This Venerable is called Luo Qing, not Kitty!

[Fan 1 sent 1 flower. Host's spiritual energy +1. 9,999 spiritual energy points remain before advancing to the Foundation Establishment stage.]

Luo Qing: ...It's not as if this Venerable couldn't answer to Kitty.

Fan 2: Baby Luo Luo, come into my arms, Your Majesty wants to give your little cat head a good rub [lecherous_grin.jpg].

Luo Qing (gagging, then flinging a flurry of cat punches at the camera): You dare call yourself Your Majesty in front of this Venerable, and insult me like this? Just you wait, I'll beat you into a puddle of soy sauce!

[Fan 2 sent a luxury yacht. Host's spiritual energy +100. xxxx spiritual energy points remain before reaching the Foundation Establishment stage.]

Luo Qing: ...Send me a seaside villa too, or I won't forgive you. Hmph!

Fan 3: Luo Luo Luo-chan, look behind you. Isn't someone lying there?

Luo Qing (turning around in confusion): Looks a little familiar, but I can't remember...

Du Ning and Luo Qing lock eyes.

Luo Qing tilts his head, and Du Ning's fist around his gun immediately goes limp.

Luo Qing licks his paw to intimidate him, and Du Ning's legs go weak.

Luo Qing lets out a babyish meow to frighten Du Ning, and Du Ning blushes.

Luo Qing (shouting): Get a grip on yourself!

When the Three Realms Livestream System upgrades, the disciples of Yantian Sect see this: a kitten with the same name as the great demon “Luo Qing” is pouncing on little butterflies in the middle of the Meditation Altar. Their feelings are complicated.

So weird. Look again, and it's still so weird!

Then they see their senior apprentice brother, who disappeared a year ago, sitting behind the great demon Luo Qing and tenderly feeding him crunchy treats. Their feelings promptly collapse even further.

Senior Brother, if you've been kidnapped, just blink!!!

Tsundere, eccentric cat Demon Venerable top x loyal, kind, upright senior apprentice brother bottom.

The top is very popular, with plenty of people unrequitedly in love with him, but he's not interested in anyone else.

Luo Qing's cat form is a long-haired tabby.

One-on-one pairing.

Revised May 24, 2022

Revised again November 30, 2024

Theme: A love story between a tsundere kitty and his loyal human who cleans the litter box.