The Sourpuss Transmigrates into the CEO's Ex-Wife [Book Transmigration]

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Yuan Guoguo is a lemon that has lived for over a thousand years. When Columbus sailed across the sea, she traveled from Europe to China. She couldn't adapt to the local environment, so she became a spirit.

A lemon spirit's defining trait is sourness. She especially loves sour things.

When she saw beautiful human actresses, Yuan Guoguo looked at her own round face and sobbed, "I'm jealous."

When she saw some people enjoying sweet romance, Yuan Guoguo looked at herself, all alone, and said, "I'm jealous again."

When she saw other lemons, not yet spirits, being juiced by humans and mixed with honey for beauty treatments, Yuan Guoguo, who could walk and jump but was otherwise useless, said, "I'm jealous yet again."

Then one day, Yuan Guoguo was punished for always being jealous of humans and sent into a CEO romance novel, where she became the CEO's ex-wife.

She is a vain woman who assumes the CEO is broke, so she coldly cheats on him with someone else, then plays the victim in front of him.

When the CEO learns the truth, the truly cold-hearted and ruthless CEO marries this vain woman, and they torment each other after the wedding. Only when the real heroine appears does the CEO divorce her and leave the supporting female character with nothing.

In the end, the CEO and the heroine live happily together. As the story's cannon fodder, the supporting character is left with nothing, contracts a dirty disease, and spends the rest of her life alone, sick and miserable.

After learning how the story goes, Yuan Guoguo thinks: ...I'll never be jealous again!

Yuan Guoguo clings to the original novel, afraid to change anything, and does her best to avoid the plot. But she accidentally charms the CEO's older brother. The lemon spirit is caught by him and given a fierce kiss. ...How did I get mixed up in the original plot again?

Note:

The original CEO is a scumbag. The actual male lead is the CEO's older brother.

Mini-scene 1:

When Yuan Guoguo was still in high school, she blundered her way into the heart of the aloof campus heartthrob. One day, he looked at his silly desk mate and, as soon as class ended, pinned her against the wall. They were alone. The heartthrob's ears suddenly turned bright red as he whispered, "Can I kiss you?"

Yuan Guoguo: Sure, sure.

The heartthrob kissed her and tasted a tart lemon fragrance on her lips.

Later, he recalled the kiss and said, "It tasted sweet and sour, like kissing a lemon that had turned into a human."

Yuan Guoguo felt inexplicably guilty.

Couple: aloof, scheming CEO's older brother x little lemon spirit who gets jealous about everything

Lin Xicheng: "Being sour is part of who you are, and I can't stop it. But after meeting me, I hope... No, I mean, I can make it so that being sour is no longer part of who you are."

Yuan Guoguo: ???

Lin Xicheng: "Anything other people have, you can have too, Guoguo. I'll bring it to you with both hands. You'll never have any less than anyone else. Except for one thing: you can be jealous."

Yuan Guoguo, moved to tears of jealousy: "What is it?"

The CEO's older brother: "You'll find out."

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