[The Princess Agents] Men Are All Big Pig Trotters

The Moon Guards at Qingshan Courtyard liked to spend their free time drinking in brothels, cracking sunflower seeds, and chatting.

And so, among the piles of shells, news more earth-shattering than the fact that Yue Qi was treating everyone to drinks tonight came to light: his little country sweetheart had come to his door to collect on a love debt.

The Moon Guards: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Yue Qi [reaching out like Er Kang]: Brothers, let me explain!

Pianpian [covering her face and sobbing]: Yue Qi, you wretch! You broke our engagement and wouldn't marry me, but you won't divorce me or marry me either! How am I supposed to face my family and neighbors?

The Moon Guards: Even the lord doesn't have a wife, and you already have one!

Yue Qi: That's not it, I don't have one...!

Pianpian [wringing her handkerchief]: Hmph, men are all big pig trotters!

One-on-one, lively and cheerful, short story.

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