(Touken Ranbu) The Gods Are Going Crazy

Rules for Suitors

Rule One: You have to like me best, because you have them, and I only have you.

Rule Two: You have to love me most, because liking me isn't enough. I want more and more love.

Rule Three: You can only have me in your heart, so hurry up and get rid of them.

Rule Four: Protecting me must be your top priority, because I'm weak.

Rule Five: Once you like me, you can't stop, because I'll fall in love with you very quickly.

Rule Six: You have to forgive me when I make mistakes, because I don't do it on purpose.

Rule Seven: You have to work hard to make me fall for you, because I'll give you all the love I have.

Rule Eight: You have to be gentle with me, because I'm fragile.

Rule Nine: You have to put up with my foolishness, because I've never learned how to love someone.

Rule Ten...

Please... don't abandon me...

Because... I won't be myself...

Read this first:

A slow burn! A very slow burn! An extremely slow burn! I planned to finish off one little angst monster in 30,000 words, but I haven't written that far, so I can't say for sure.

The heroine is ill, starved for love, and obsessive.

Don't be too nice to the heroine, or she'll mistake you for a suitor.

This is an otome game. The first route is with Yamanbagiri Kunihiro. As for the second, I haven't even finished the first, so I haven't decided. It's up to you guys.

One more thing: the author is a bit dim and tends to forget things. I might get things wrong as I write, so please go easy on me. Better yet, don't hit me, or I'll get beaten to death!