Yang, the Movie Emperor: Hey, I just realized I have a superpower.
Chi Jiu: What?
Yang, the Movie Emperor: I'm super into you.
Chi Jiu: ...
Yang, the Movie Emperor: Can I tell you good night in person?
Chi Jiu: ...Get lost.
Yang, the Movie Emperor: Then can I kiss you first?
Chi Jiu: ...
Yang, the Movie Emperor: Hmph, you won't even talk to me. I'm a little sad.
Chi Jiu: ...How can someone with such thick skin get sad?
Yang, the Movie Emperor: Even the fairest beauty can break a man's heart.
Chi Jiu: Act normal. You're scaring me.
Yang, the Movie Emperor: You be scared. I'm not normal.
Corny-pickup-line top x Straight-as-a-ruler bottom
Note:
1. Friend, after reading this ridiculous blurb, are you sure you still want to keep reading?
2. Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.
3. Ridiculous blurb, ridiculous author.
