Even Immortals Have to Get Married [Mythology Crossover]

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Fang Wu is the most laid-back System owner imaginable.

Other Hosts with Systems might not go on a rampage, but they at least work hard to improve their lot. Fang Wu, on the other hand, only wants to farm!

When the enemy army breached the last city, the System earnestly urged her to fight back. With her country on the verge of collapse, Fang Wu leisurely started farming.

When the villainous consort tried to poison her, the useless empress, and the only imperial heir, the System shouted itself hoarse warning her to be on guard. Fang Wu was farming.

When the vicious supporting female character stole her credit to win the male lead's favor, then kept smearing her and accusing her of murdering his entire family, Fang Wu was still farming.

When Wu Song came for revenge on his brother's behalf, carrying a five-foot broadsword, the System frantically told her to run for her life. Fang Wu kept right on farming.

After being dragged through one life-and-death crisis after another, the System looked at its Host, still farming after all this time, and couldn't help wiping away a bitter tear as it murmured, "Farming... really is wonderful!"

Fang Wu, the most laid-back Host in history: "Whatever the mission is, just farm! That's all there is to it."

[Original fiction mixed with derivative works, with a chaotic mix of settings]

[Derivative worlds tentatively include Dream of the Red Chamber, Water Margin, Romance of the Three Kingdoms...]

[Story blurb]

As the times call for it, the number of positions in Heaven is rapidly increasing, while the immortal realm is running short on magical resources. So the heavens decide to encourage free love, marriage, and children.

But the straight male immortals, most of whom have been single for tens of thousands of years, are having a rough time of it.

How do they unlock their flirting skills? How do they get a guide to romance? Their earnest attempts at flirting, delivered by hearts of steel (or rather, a steel alloy combined with stainless steel, titanium, copper, gold, silver, and zinc), leave the goddesses startled and laughing helplessly.

Come see how a modern, single woman past the age of thirty is suddenly dropped into Heaven and personally helps the immortals solve their romantic problems!

[Content warnings]

￥. Most characters come from ancient mythology and Journey to the West, with a few made up. The plot stands alone and may go wildly off the rails. The focus is on fun. Characters from mythology and Journey to the West also have their own interpretations!

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