Full title: After Being Stabbed Ten Thousand Times, I Formed a CP with the Villainous Big Shot
As a System, Yan Chu loves changing missions at the last minute, making things difficult for Hosts, and causing trouble wherever he goes.
Later, a data error sent Yan Chu to a world where he had once cleared the game alongside his last Host. He had to start over from a saved point.
Yan Chu declared: As a System, I have several hundred million gigabytes of memory containing my former Host's walkthroughs. I'll keep them firmly in mind and adapt them to new situations.
World One:
Yan Chu helped the heroine, who had had a kidney cut out, to her feet. Gazing at her tenderly, he said, "Don't be afraid. I've killed him. No one can hurt you now."
The heroine trembled all over.
Yan Chu grew even more sympathetic and said gently, "Would you like to come with me--"
Before he could finish, the heroine stabbed him.
The heroine stabbed him.
Stabbed him.
The heroine wept bitterly. "You... how could you kill him... I love him!"
Yan Chu, already dead: "..."
Yan Chu declared: You humans sure know how to have fun.
A certain former Host, who'd watched long enough, smiled mysteriously. "Need some help? ...Little System."
This book is also known as The System Won't Die from Being Stabbed, but Its Signal Gets Glitched; Human Hearts Are Really Hard to Understand; I Was Blind to Have Treated You So Harshly Before, Will You Give Me a Chance to Apologize?; Host, Why Are You Looking at My Heat Sink?
Reader's guide: 1. If I dig a hole, I'll fill it. If I abandon a story, chop off my pee-pee.
2. The author's intelligence is limited, so please go easy on me.
