The protagonist of a sand sculpture - there is a disease in the brain.
A world-famous history of struggle - most of the time he was making trouble and making fun of others.
A bunch of life-and-death confidants who said, "I want to have sex with you, but you actually treat me as a friend" - Damn it, why are you still not enlightened?
You deserve to have the family and friendship of children in the world!
Notes: 1. First person (emphasis added), relaxed and refreshing writing, hilarious nonsense.
2. This is an article about letting yourself go. I feel good about it, but I regret it very much.
3. The unlucky ones who were prostituted are in the supporting role column. Please choose your own ending (′-ω-`)
4. This article was written when I was practicing my writing. It is suspected of being packed with words, and it also feels stagnant and uncoordinated when reading. It is the first time to write such a protagonist, so it is not a failure.
5. If you are curious about the story of the protagonist before he was twelve years old, you can click [Zongwuxia] Huahegui, which has been written (it has been officially slapped in the face).
Concept: Young people don't know love and hate, and they are the most passionate in their lives.