When he fell in love with his great-great-great-grandmother, whether or not to flirt with her became a matter of life and death.
If you flirt, you will die.
If you don't flirt, life would be worse than death.
The first generation in the ring (smiling): Great-great-great-grandson, come here and I'll give you a buff.
I always thought the tutoring timeline was a joke, so let's make some fun!
Probably 270 is obsessed with liking his great-great-great-grandmother, and then the first generation in the ring also comes out to pursue his future wife.
A chaotic and funny short story, logic is dead, moral integrity is dead, nothing is guaranteed except that it will not be OOC →_→