[Blurb]
Han Yi is a total noob who spends all his time hiding in the wilderness. He panics whenever he sees anyone. What's a chicken dinner? Not happening!
One day, he runs into a big idiot who claims to be a god with cheats enabled, and tricks him out of his level-three helmet!
Su Jiao: I'm a god. I have wallhacks and can see through walls. Give me your level-three armor, level-three helmet, eight-times scope, and 98k. Just stick with me and I'll get you that chicken dinner for sure.
Han Yi: I can't believe I fell for your crap!
[Pro gamer top x noob bottom]
[PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds story] You can follow along even if you don't play the game (probably).
Warnings:
1. For convenience, in-game IDs can be written in Chinese. All characters are fictional and aren't based on real people.
2. Both the top and the bottom are a bit ridiculous.
3. Some details about the game and its tournaments are made up. Everything serves the plot.
4. I'm sensitive and don't accept criticism. If you don't like it, just close the page. No need to tell me, hmph!
5. 70% of the story is behind an anti-piracy lock. Please support the official release, dear readers~
Ta-da! This story will be locked behind a paywall on July 4, with a 10,000-word update that day.
Thank you all for your support so far. I hope you'll keep supporting me!
Theme:
Ah, why don't you write more?
God, luckily it was all over when I watched it
Hahahaha I also like to hold the quilt down when I get up.
I think I can still write 200,000 words, but it's a bit uncomfortable if I can't get up or down.
Alas, just, there is a beginning and an end, let's finish the salary.
It's okay to have an ending, but I'm most worried about it ending suddenly. How I wish those pitfalls lying in my folder that have been rewarded with points will come to an end==
Ah ah ah ah, did you finally remember this article?
Hehehe, I'm still here. Come on, big time.
Refund the money, refund the money, if you really don't want to change it, don't hang around orz Isn't it really deceiving consumers by being stuck in time for updates? I just discovered that my subscription was automatically renewed. . .
Grandmother! Your favorite novel has been updated!!