What Happens When You Lick an Iron Gate in Winter

This story is temporarily on hiatus and probably won't update again until late August or early September. Thank you, lovely ladies, for your support. You can always start reading when I get back to updating properly. Sending you all love! In the little woods near the dormitory complex at the famous Meida Academy, young people once gathered to fall in love. But at some point, that romantic haven became a haunted wood that everyone was terrified to even talk about. The little (big) goddess (iron) fairy (gate), who loved nothing more than secretly listening to students flirt, was the first to lose her temper. Which ghost dares mess with me, your granny? Are they tired of living? But things weren't that simple. Ever since someone licked her, her powers had been getting weaker by the day, and she was forced to bind herself to a cowardly (brave), adorable (penniless), money-loving (heavenly) male student. The iron gate was exhausted. Being a person is really hard.

Straight-as-a-pipe guy Li Zhongmo: I think I'm falling for a piece of iron. What's the most thoughtful way to confess? Urgent, waiting online!

His goofy friend: Pin her against the wall and kiss her. Tried and tested!

On a dark and windy night, Li Zhongmo pinned Miss Iron Gate against a wall, only for her to put him in a chokehold and slam him onto the floor.

Iron Gate Xu Xiaoliu: What is wrong with you, kid? Got a screw loose?

Li Zhongmo: No problem, old pal!

A bright, silly iron-gate girl x a sweet, finance-minded, straight-as-a-pipe guy

Reading guide:

1. First-person narration, highlighted in bold!!!

2. The logic is a mess and the setting is fictional. Do not imitate any extreme behavior mentioned!

3. All extreme behavior in the story is irresponsible. Please don't be misled! Read rationally!

4. Let's talk things out. No cursing, okay?

5. I'll try to update three times a week!