After Chong Li is dragged down from his position as Lord of the Six Directions by the rebels of the various immortal sects, he is reborn as a palm-sized kitten. From then on, he has to plot his comeback right under his enemies' noses while enduring the humiliation of the entire sect becoming obsessed with him.
Unreliable Junior Brother: "She's a female cat. Perfect to be Big Brother's cat's wife."
Gu Changzhuo says mildly, "That works."
Chong Li: "...You two must be single because you can't even see straight, right?"
One day, word spreads through the sect that the wife cat Big Brother keeps for his pet has been able to take human form for ages. Unfortunately, the form it takes is that of a... man.
Another unreliable Junior Brother: "Then let's keep him as a lucky mascot. A daily cat cuddle will leave you feeling refreshed..."
Chong Li: "You can pet the cat, but you have to pay. The price is..."
Gu Changzhuo says coldly, "How much?"
Chong Li: "...No, no, that won't do. It would be insolence toward one's superior, a grave offense!"
Gu Changzhuo nods. "You must reflect on your actions for three months."
Innocent Junior Brother: "???"
1. The whole story is already written. It starts in summer vacation. Daily updates, HE.
2. Nothing else, just hoping for some pre-orders. Mwah.
