My new game-themed story, Be Good and I'll Like You, is now in my author page: a broke, shameless stray dog x a silly little fairy with money to burn.
Blurb
Zhang Yifan and his friends are one player short for a team game, so they invite a random person from the nearby channel. Before ten minutes have passed from the start, they're stunned by the other player's epic 0-7 record.
Before voice chat:
Zhang Yifan: How can the mighty King of Glory, yours truly, not carry a mere Bronze III player?!
Fang Miao: Wow, that's so smooth!
After voice chat:
Zhang Yifan: The fortune says we've confirmed it with a glance: this feels like a heart attack.
Fang Miao: ...
Theme:
What's next? I heard that you never cheat your teammates?
OK, no problem. See you later.
The male protagonist is the most pitiable, so miserable!
Even if you were fed dog food, why would you feed it to us?
Every time my brother's children and I hear Wu Zetian's phrase "I like you very much", we will look at each other and give a lewd smile.
Wu Zetian couldn't defeat Diao Chan in a single fight. Except for Dong Huang who can punish Diao Chan, no one else in the whole valley has anything to say.
This CP is poisonous!! Mmm, it smells so good
I'm like Yuan Ling. I only changed to Wu Zetian when I had a lot of money. It costs money.
It's over, I'm going to eat this CP…
If there is no Wu Zetian, I choose Bai Zhao