[Don't enter the trap, please let everyone know]
Before time travel, Long Xibai was a ruthless demon king who was shunned by everyone in the world. After time travel, he became a pure and unpretentious person with great beauty, or a coquettish bitch, a vase of white moonlight, a dodder flower, a heartthrob, a Tom Sue, or... With nothing but good looks.
Everyone thought he was weak or harmless or vain or uneducated or stupid and easy to deceive... But he turned out to be super and fierce! ! !
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A certain villain: You are a noob, hahaha. If you have the ability to cry, if you have the ability, hit me!
Long Xibai rolled up his sleeves and gave him a beating: Are you looking for death?
A certain villain had a bruised nose and face: Brother, I was wrong, brother!
A certain boss: Here I come, little beauty, hehehe...
Long Xibai took off her size 42 shoes and threw them in his face: Are you coming?
A certain boss with a bruised nose and face said: I won't come, I won't come, I'm sorry...
A certain kid: Call me daddy!
Long Xibai grabbed the other party's hair and said in a fierce tone: "Call me daddy!"
A certain kid smiled and pecked his lips, and said happily: "Okay, dad."
Long Xibai:...
Society, Brother Long, you, prove with your strength: I am the most handsome and strong boy in this gai:)
——[Must read the Mine Clearance Guide before reading! ! ! ! Automatic lightning protection, no worries]——
Minesweeper: 1. Slow through, Su Su Su, Lei Lei Lei, slap in the face, bugs are unavoidable, please don't join the party.
2. Very strong and very sexy, the bitch detection expert attacks the black beauty
3.1V1, HE, the attacker is always the same person
4. Refuse to reprint, refuse to list, refuse to testify, refuse KY and personal attacks, all malicious comments will rebound tenfold, the author is very fierce, knows how to curse, and does not need any guidance.
Conception: