I Went on a Variety Show and Became Famous Overnight

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As a top-tier star, Su Xuran is forced to join a childcare variety show because of a wager agreement.

He pouts. What era are we living in that people still like raising kids online? Aren't games fun? Aren't TV shows good? Aren't beautiful women pretty?

Even worse, he only finds out after the show starts that he has to find the child himself?! In this remote place, where are they supposed to find a kid who can join the show?

What kind of misery is this.JPG

Later, Su Xuran hears a heavenly melody.

A little girl sits on the back of an old ox, humming an unfamiliar tune.

Little animals gather around her, and even the blazing sun seems to turn gentle.

She turns around. Her lips are red, her teeth white, and her eyes shine like stars.

In an instant, Su Xuran decides that she's his child!

After the show airs:

The top star's mom: Ever since we got Lushu, my back doesn't hurt and my legs don't ache. I can live another fifty years and enjoy my grandchildren at home. You don't have to get married so soon.

The top star's dad: Ever since we got Lushu, the company's stock has risen ten percent. You don't need to come back and inherit the family fortune. You can stop working so hard.

His aloof older brother: Little brother, there's a business opportunity called "visiting my niece" I'd like to discuss with you.

Fans: Stop showing your face all day and please livestream the little one! Even if she's just sleeping, that's fine!!!

Viewers: Prepare for a change of heart. The little one is just too amazing. Number one in being sensible, singing, looks, and luck. She's number one in the world!!

Haters: Heh, another publicity stunt to sell a persona... Ahhh, the little one is so cute! I'm dead!

Cultivation bigwigs from every corner of the world come out of seclusion, buying albums, boosting the charts, and gaming the numbers. Let's get to it! Our little one is number one in the world!

Su Xuran: Get away from her! Stop trying to take my little one!

Lushu: QAQ I only wanted to be a lazy couch potato, but the Heavenly Dao keeps forcing me to work.

Also known as The Heavenly Dao's Own Daughter and Loving Me Brings Good Luck

*Lushu's original design is my own creation.

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Coming soon: The Little Taoist Comes Down the Mountain. Visit my author page for the blurb. It's a cute-kid power fantasy like this one.

Bai Mengmeng is a genuine Bai Ze divine beast who eats evil spirits and monsters as her staple food. Just as she finishes eating all the evil spirits in her temple...

Her master gives her a fortune pouch and sends her down the mountain to fend for herself.

Five-year-old Bai Mengmeng has red lips, white teeth, and starry eyes. Wearing a little Taoist robe and holding a small horsetail whisk, she toddles down the mountain to find work.

She runs into an evil spirit as soon as she gets down the mountain. She slurps up her drool and says in a baby voice, "Benefactor, I see darkness between your brows. You'll suffer a bloody disaster soon. Just give me food and lodging for ten days, no, seven days, and I'll help you solve your troubles!"

Su Jinwen, a star famous throughout the country, looks at the little pink dumpling who doesn't even reach his thigh. With the end of the year approaching, are even con artists trying to hit their sales targets?

Later...

Sweetheart, come quickly! There's an evil spirit here!

Bai Mengmeng sighs and grabs the black plastic bag.

Another day of worrying about where my next meal will come from.

The Naturally Popular Girl

After an accidental death, superstar Ji Lingchu becomes a sixteen-year-old village girl.

Because her family is poor, she joins a life-swapping variety show and trades identities with a rebellious girl from the city.

In her previous life, the original girl nervously settled into life in the city. Her temporary parents treated her well, and the viewers sympathized with her, so she forgot who she really was.

After the show ended, unable to forget how kind her city 'parents' had been and unable to bear her poor life in the village, she went to the city to find them.

She never expected the rebellious girl, who had become an online celebrity through the show, to livestream her and mock her in front of the whole internet. Abandoned by everyone, she eventually couldn't take the pressure and killed herself.

All the girl had ever wanted was a slightly better life.

Given a second chance at life, Ji Lingchu looks at the cameras around her and smiles with absolute confidence. She'll show the whole country what it means to be born a girl everyone loves!

Before the show airs:

Netizen A: Another variety show where some rich kid becomes an online celebrity. Can Fruit TV come up with something new for once?

Netizen B: Don't rural kids deserve a future too? Fruit TV, have some decency. Stop intruding on ordinary people's lives. Letting someone dream, only to crush that dream yourself, is just cruel.

Netizen C: I've always wondered why this show hasn't been canceled after all these years.

After the show airs:

Netizen A: Holy crap, she's the first girl to tear off the city parents' fake masks. That's so badass!

Netizen B: I order everyone to watch this variety show! It's so addictive!

Netizen C: What kind of genius is this? She's such a fast learner! Is there anything she can't do?

Netizen D: I'm too uneducated to say anything except holy crap!

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