An absolute old-timer has arrived at Wanmei Manor.
Everyone who sees him has to call him Grandmaster.
Not because of his seniority,
but because of his profession.
Ximen Jian: Your husband, your father, and your son were killed by the Sword God? Your family's feng shui must be bad. Want me to take a look?
Ximen Jian: When the Sword God finishes killing someone, remember to send the body back to their hometown. Or drag them home and kill them there. Stop making all these wild ghosts for me to deal with. I have to escort the dead around.
Ximen Jian: You'd better not wear a red cape at night. It'll attract people and ghosts alike. Lu Xiaochi, I'm talking about you.
Ximen, the Sword God: Oh... (cold.jpg)
Lu Xiaochi: muttering under his breath
Also known as: “Corpse Escorting with the Sword God,” “Feng Shui Outings with Lu Xiaochi,” “Tomb Raiding with Gong Jiu”
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