You Smell Like Earth (Interstellar)

Qin Wei is a firecracker flower spirit who does whatever he wants. He fenced off a patch of land and gathered a group of little demons to serve him. Life was sweet. But when he woke up one morning, his followers and his land were gone. Even the dirt tasted so awful he wanted to throw up. Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey. So he raised the firecracker flower banner on this pirate planet. He'd just led the downtrodden masses to overthrow the space pirates and taken his seat as their leader when a Federation general arrived to liberate the planet, insisting that he was a mutated Guide. Look properly. These are vines, not psychic tentacles. Qin Wei: You think you can get back what's fallen into my roots? No way! But why does this leading Sentinel smell so fragrant, like a patch of dirt that's just begging to be chewed? A soil spirit disguised as a Sentinel, top x a firecracker flower spirit saddled with a Guide setting, bottom. Mwah =3=