Sitting Back and Waiting to Ascend

[Recommending my new modern danmei novel, “Hahahahahahaha” (shortened to “Eight Hahas”), about what happens after inheriting an estate worth hundreds of billions... You can also click through to the new novel from the author’s profile!] Yan Juntao is a naturally gifted spiritual cultivator, the kind everyone envies. Every breath he takes increases his cultivation. He became a saint at six hundred and ascended to the Great Wilderness. At six hundred and one... he died when the Great Wilderness collapsed. After luckily being reborn, he naturally hurried to destroy his cultivation. But before a hundred years had passed, his cultivation came back all by itself _(:з"∠)_ Bottom: “Besides eating, drinking, and waiting to die, what could possibly distract me from cultivating?” Top: “Falling in love!” Bottom: “I mean something that can easily affect my cultivation.” Top: “Making a huge fuss and turning the world upside down while falling in love!” Bottom: “Then what’s most likely to give me inner demons and make my cultivation stagnate?” Top: “Making a huge fuss and turning the world upside down while falling in love with me!” Choose your own warnings and delights: 1. Bottom-centric. 2. The author has a screw loose. 3. This novel was written by the silly author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙ Guaranteed happy ending. A sweet little treat for before summer arrives! Unless something unexpected happens, updates will go up daily sometime between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Looking forward to seeing you all here, right on time! This novel will become a paid VIP title on Thursday, April 26, 2018, with a [10,000-word] update that day. I hope you’ll continue to support me as always and join me for this daily date, right here, right on time. All rights reserved. Please do not repost. Taking what isn’t yours without permission is called theft. For details on how to recharge your account and read VIP novels, see: Theme: