Also known as The Protagonist, Are You Done Messing Around?
Why Should I, the Protagonist's Rival, Save the World?
The World's Doomed, So Let It Go Bankrupt
No One Can Stop the Protagonist from Racing Down the Road to OOC
The unserious blurb:
The protagonist's halo has three perks: good looks, good luck, and sky-high fortune. According to the usual formula, Red should be on the path to beating eight Gym Leaders, kicking Team Rocket's butt, marrying his best friend, and embracing the Champion.
But Red doesn't think that's the life he wants.
So he quits.
When his best friend and rival, Green, stands before the Elite Four, he finally realizes something is off.
He hasn't seen Red once since their journey began!!!
Red: How is that my fault?
This is a Pokemon fic where the protagonists are all kinds of OOC.
After Red and Gold, the protagonists in the later generations are all girls. Read with care if that's not your thing. This hopeless author only ships the protagonist with their rival in the first two generations; in later generations, I ship the two protagonists together [important]!!!
A cheerful, silly story. It probably won't be very serious.
A Pokemon fanfic! Even if you don't know the series, you should still be able to enjoy it [probably].
Come on, let's go! _(:з"∠)_
??? Is the author great?