One day, a ditzy rabbit stumbled into Alice's fantastical wonderland, and the rabbit and Alice became good friends. So when the rabbit confided in Alice about her troubles as a good-for-nothing, Alice worked hard to become a top student and turned herself into a tutor. She taught the rabbit a series of astonishing masterpieces, including 108 Ways to Flirt, The Qualities of a Gentleman, How to Become Someone's Dream Lover, and Reality and Dreams. In the end, Alice successfully got herself into quite a predicament. A delightful story for all to enjoy.
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