Funny version of the copy: When I was fifteen years old, a guy who claimed to be a world consciousness told me that there was a boy who had a crush on me, his scientific name was Zha Shou. He said that Zha Shou had been secretly in love with me for ten years, but he never dared to confess to me. Ten years later, on the day I got engaged, I was in so much pain that I began to play with men. The level of sexual intercourse reached the maximum level, which attracted the attention of a terrorist organization dedicated to reforming such men. The terrorist organization sent seven attackers to attack Zha Shou. The seventh attacker successfully made Zha Shou fall in love with him, and from then on Zha Shou changed from a good guy to a loyal dog Shou. I said, it's a good thing for a scumbag to accept a good one. As a result, the consciousness of the world told me: What a fart! That TM organization specifically tried to trick me in the name of reforming scumbags. If you don't take good care of your scumbag, and ask those attackers to conquer it, I'll be in trouble. I burped my ass and the whole world is going to die! You're going to die too. I said, Oh, I listen to you. Then after class, I went to consult a psychiatrist. World consciousness: ...! Then, ten years later, on the day of my engagement, that scumbag took my chrysanthemum. (Chrysanthemum: chrysanthemum·you know·flower) Me:... ! Don't you think he is suffering? World Consciousness: ... The wind is too strong, what did you say? Say it again? Instructions for eating (must read): 1. The first time was Song Ze's attack on Rong Gui, and later on it was Rong Gui's attack on Song Zeshou. Fake·Zha Ronggui×Song Ze
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