Blame Fate for Being So Beautiful

The story is expected to start around the summer solstice. A friendly warning: This is a ridiculous, laugh-out-loud story, so just happily accept all the outlandish setup. Also known as "CP Fans Save the World," "I! Order You to Get Married," and "Go Get Married, I'll Pay the Nine Yuan!" Xu Peng was jolted awake by her alarm. The moment she sprang up, she was completely dazed. There was a man in her bed, and not just any man: her archenemy, Song Jing. The next moment, they stared at each other and screamed in unison. "Ah...!" Xu Peng: Get out. Song Jing: Heh. As if I care about you. Maybe this is some scheme by our grandmothers. Then... a ding rang in both their heads. "Hello, Hosts. I'm the Fanfiction Saves the World System. It's a pleasure to meet you." Song and Xu: What the heck? System: It means exactly what it says. The two of you have been written into a fanfic, and now you have to follow the ending the author planned for you. Song Jing: A fanfic? Xu Peng: ...Is this because of the TV dramas we've done together? Those awful CP fans really went and did something this unhinged? System: ...Wow, you two accept reality fast. So just have fun winning each other over. Song Jing: Wait, there aren't going to be any weird missions, are there? System: No. Just kissing, cuddling, and picking each other up. You've both acted that out before, you know the drill. Song Jing: I... have to be with someone I can't stand, who's also a Temple fan. Xu Peng: What's wrong with being a Temple fan? I've been fed up with you, you damn Potion fan, for ages. ╭(╯^╰)╮ Song Jing: The young lady really is a proper Temple superfan. She's completely hopeless at the game. Xu Peng: If you're so damn good, go play against Shaotian, then! System: Wait, you two seem to be getting off track. Song and Xu: Shut up. Song Jing: She also gets scared around dogs and runs away whenever she sees Mengmeng. Xu Peng: It's just a stupid dog. What's so cute about it? Song Jing: In short, if I ever fall for her, I'll kill myself! Xu Peng: Heh. Two celebrities: a straight-faced young lady x a cocky, ridiculously cool young master Temple fan x Potion fan Scared of dogs x dog owner The Potion and Temple superfan thing is just the author's personal indulgence _(:з"∠)_ The Blue Rain team is the heroine's idol in her online life _(:з"∠)_. But it's only a minor detail in this story. The main plot is still an utterly chaotic train wreck.