[Slow Burn] [OOC] [Pairing: Medicine Seller]
A very well-behaved, extremely beautiful, incredibly timid heroine
#Is there anything more miserable than transmigrating into a Zashiki-warashi who spends every day burning through lifespan points just to light fires?#
Fu Xiaozuo: Thanks for asking. There is. For example, transmigrating into a Zashiki-warashi who has to sell her blood every day to support the household, while the big shots living under her roof are all spendthrifts.
(She turns and points angrily.)
Don't play dumb! I'm talking about you lot!
You, over there! All you think about is divine punishment! You waste my blood every day! You'll get struck by lightning one of these days!
And you! I told you to stack up Frenzy, not use it for your ultimate move! Are you really that afraid to die?
And you! The other side is full of Jizo, and you're still using Feather Blade Storm! Are you that dim? I'll put a team together for you!
You can't hide either! I told you to team up with Shouzu, but you wouldn't listen! You start every fight with Heart Sword Dance! Are you trying to fly to heaven?
And you, you, you, you, you, you, you (points wildly)! You're all jerks!!!
The "jerks" (humbly taking the scolding) (not arguing back) (getting hungry from being yelled at) (blurting out): "Mama smells so good."
Fu Xiaozuo: ... (faints from anemia)
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