[Fate/Grand Order] Have an Evil Spirit and Calm Down

I woke up to find that I owned a place called Chaldea, complete with a few bodyguards. Best of all, I had tons and tons of diamonds and gold bars! Oh, what did you say? I should toss them into that gacha with the sign in front of it? Get a grip. What good would that do? This is money!! Also, please stop calling me e15rnjfv!!! This is the story of someone with a screw loose who wakes up to find they've gotten an account full of quartz, skipping right past the very first level. P.S. This is purely a comedic rant, with OOC guaranteed! Who knows about the pairing? Update schedule undecided. You can pester me under my main work, "Release Your Noble Phantasm, Kaguya-hime." P.P.S. This idea came to me today after I bought another quartz account while playing FGO. The story will follow the account all the way through, with no fakes whatsoever, hahaha. By the way, the author plans to go wild. P.P.P.S. My writing isn't great, so please be gentle.