Sweet Showbiz

Serializing: The CEO's Egg-Incubating Routine The CEO's Egg-Incubating Routine by Se Qingmei. A freak accident leaves the CEO pregnant after a lightning strike. CEO Lu is twenty-eight this year, and everyone praises him for his good character. Without the slightest warning, the kindhearted CEO Lu was struck by lightning. That's not the point. The point is that he was suddenly, inexplicably impregnated by lightning! Well, what's done is done. He might as well have the baby. CEO Lu: Little one, your dad has only one wish: please don't look like your other dad. After all, a Thunder God's face really isn't in keeping with modern beauty standards. Three months later, CEO Lu gave birth to an egg. CEO Lu: ??? Well, what's done is done. He might as well hatch it. Three months later, the egg hatched. CEO Lu stared at the tiny thing in shock. "Did a chicken get me pregnant?" The person taking the little chick out to graze on the lawn in the back garden: "I'm not a chicken." Little Chick: "Dad, but aren't we both members of the order Galliformes?" The person: "..." A gentle, refined, good-natured bottom who loves pretty faces vs. a flirtatious top who loses feathers the moment he fans his tail. Synopsis: A pastry chef from the Honey Cakes Bureau accidentally bumps into a table and inexplicably transmigrates to the modern world. Now he has to deal with awful relatives and raise his little brother. He Ming, the stressed-out head of the household, has to return to his old trade and sell pastries to support the family. Who knew this was an era where entertainment ruled? He can even sell pastries his way into show business. Director: Give me a sweet osmanthus cake and I'll give you a supporting male role. Screenwriter: Give me a chestnut cake and I'll write you a script. Agent: Give me a glutinous rice cake and I'll give you half a day off. Bonus scene one: One day, He Ming's new movie, his first as the lead, was finally about to hit theaters. The director told him to promote it on Weibo. Afraid he couldn't draw in enough of an audience, He Ming wracked his brains, reposted the movie's official Weibo post, and added: "Show your movie ticket at Sweet Donuts and get a free cake!" His movie exploded, earning five billion at the box office in just one week! Reporter: What do you have to say about your first movie achieving such a great result? He Ming: I'm exhausted. I'll have to spend at least another six months making cakes. A friendly reminder: This story is a slow burn. At first, the protagonist works hard to build a prosperous farm and make a fortune, determined to drive his awful relatives crazy. The love interest shows up in chapter ten, but doesn't make a proper appearance until chapter eighteen. Don't rush, angels! Before you can shower someone with affection, you need to be able to afford the dog food, right? While I'm at it, I'll roll around cutely and ask you to visit this silly author's page... I won't abandon the story, since I signed a contract, right? Please add it to your collection. New yuri story: [Flirting Comes with Vegetables] A slovenly celebrity novelist with a mysterious quirk vs. her cool, aloof photographer fangirl who's good at everything. Theme: