There was a top show-off on a certain site's forum, with a bizarre style and an impossibly high level of swagger. Every day, the onlookers gathered at the same time, waiting for his grand entrance.
Someone secretly put together a handbook of his show-off antics, recording his legendary quotes:
1. Don't get too caught up in my looks. I just happen to fit today's standards of beauty. Fate works in mysterious ways.
2. I saw a red piece of paper on the ground today and picked it up. My butler told me it was money, so I've been washing my hands ever since.
3. Being mixed-race, rich, and good-looking aren't important. What matters is inner beauty.
Bystander: [This style is killing me, lol]
Bystander: [Did the show-off show off today?]
Then one morning, someone started a thread: [That show-off next door, do you dare compare yourself to Qianzhao?]
The show-off replied coolly: [What the hell is Qianzhao? Not even fit to hold my shoes.]
Bystander: [Selling sunflower seeds in the front row, waiting for the drama!]
Bystander: [...He's done for.]
Bystander: [Take care, show-off.]
Bystander: [Let me laugh first, lol. A show-off through and through, calling the richest man's son a nobody.]
Feng Qi was the very show-off everyone was talking about. At that moment, he sat in front of his computer, clutching a bowl of instant noodles and sobbing uncontrollably.
What kind of crappy System was this? Could he just not have it?
System: [No.]
Feng Qi: Screw you!!!
☆ Real show-off x fake show-off
☆ Bottom's POV, must have a happy ending
☆ Hilarious, set in a fictional world with no connection to reality
☆ Thanks to Wanli Qionghua for making the cover (yes, that's me)
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