[The King's Avatar] You're My Little Dried Fish

What baffled the members of Team Blue Rain was that their vice-captain could argue endlessly with his cat.

Huang Shaotian: "Nothing you say is going to work! You’ve already had plenty of dried fish today. Just look how fat you’ve gotten! You know that’s not good for you, right?!"

Chang An: "Meow meow meow!! Meow meow! Meow meow meow!"

Huang Shaotian: "And now you’re talking back! Don’t think I didn’t see you reaching out with your paw again. No, no! You can’t win me over with those cute looks. You’ll have to wait until your next meal! If you sneak another bite, you’re not getting any dried fish for the rest of the week! And don’t you dare look at Captain Zhou and Xiao Lu. I’m telling you, it won’t work! They won’t give you any either."

Chang An: "Meow..."

I really don’t understand how you can argue when you don’t even speak the same language...

That stupid human! That stupid cat butler!

They say nothing can become a spirit after the founding of the country, but clever and brilliant little me caught the last train to becoming a spirit. I did it several years before the country was founded.

I’m a chubby orange cat spirit who loves pretty faces and food. So what if I’m fat? Did I eat your dried fish?!

Huang Shaotian: "Aren’t those dried fish all bought by me...? So get off Zhou Zekai! Whose cat are you, anyway?!"

Chang An, enjoying Zhou Zekai stroking her fur, comfortably tipped her head back and gave Huang Shaotian a challenging look.

Huang Shaotian: "Look at you, getting all full of yourself... No dried fish for you this week!"

Pairing: Huang Shaotian

Dried fish matters more than the male lead.

Looks are everything.

Cover design: @He Cha

Wait, everyone! The author hasn’t forgotten about this dried-fish story!!!

I’m very sorry, but due to my studies, I may not be able to come back and update until next year. QAQ

I might occasionally post some short jokes and stories over in the neighboring short-story collection.

When I come back next year, I’ll also give this story a proper revision before continuing. QAQ

I’ll do my best to bring you better dried fish next year! The ventriloquist girl next door will also get started next year!

(Next year is coming soon, too. With a busy school life, the time will fly by. QAQ)

Thank you so, so much for all your love!