[Journey to the West] I Think There's Something Wrong with This Journey to the West

I have traveled through time into a piece of jade, and I have a neighbor - a big black stone with Mary Sue's dazzling light all over it. On a night of thunder and lightning, we both became spirits and were born together. It turns out that this story is Journey to the West. [Sudden realization JPG] Brother Monkey is still the same Brother Monkey, with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, authentic, and then... Wait, why is Patriarch Bodhi a loli! Why are the seven fairies the seven beautiful fairies! Why is Nezha so beautiful? Why is the Jade Rabbit so annoying! What's wrong with this Journey to the West! Why is it that Monkey Brother is the only one with a dramatic face! [Thank you all for your love and support! The article "Journey to the West" will be officially released on V at 9 am on March 28th! There will be an update of 10,000 words dropped on that day! ◆There are many private devices and gender changes, so if you are so shocked, run away quickly. ◆The male protagonist Nezha tends to complain and refuses to be ranked. ◆Not rigorous, do not talk about profound principles, proceed with caution based on research Pre-receipt: "The Neighbor is an Alien Plant" Yu Miao stopped pretending and showed her cards. She just wanted to suck the neighbor across the door. He had tentacles, he had fragrance, and he had fruits! You can play and eat! Beginning—— Yu Miao: Stop hiding! Mr. Neighbor! I know you are not human! Shivering neighbor:... Later—— Yu Miao: Let's live together! I'll get a shovel and transplant you into my bedroom! What fertilizer and environment do you prefer? The neighbor thought about it: As long as I have you and the sunshine, it will be fine^U^ Yu Miao: So save money? Neighbor: I don't need to pay anything, and I can also provide you with fruit milk. I will make you very comfortable OWO! Yu Miao: Well, why don't we get the marriage certificate first? Love Brain·Alien Plant Male Protagonist×XP System Strange Fanatic Female Protagonist [Finished article]: "A few things about Red Boy and I" "Nezha on the verge of blackening is too hard to chase" "How to break an object that has become a boss" "Stewed turtle with lotus root" Lei Dian Bao Duo redeems the brave story "After the Genius Brave is Crippled" Shengcao Fantasy Story "The Sorrowful Princes in the Castle" The stand-in for the female leader "Forced to Become the Leader of the Demon Cult" Human Foreign Language "I'm Together with a Snake" The man who runs the ball with the ball has an article "Please let me be a mother." The sand-carrying president's article "I got fired after going on a blind date with the CEO." Intention: Keep it until the clouds open and the moon shines