I’m Here to Beat You Up

On the very first day Baili Shuang joined the White Lotus Sect, his master scooped him up and earnestly lectured him, teaching him to care for the world and save people with a kind heart. Still too young to understand, Baili Shuang asked innocently, "How do I save them?" His master smiled faintly and replied with profound wisdom, "Purify their sin-karma and guide them toward goodness." Only later did Baili Shuang realize that "purifying sin-karma and guiding people toward goodness" meant finding those burdened by grave sins and persuading them to mend their ways before they made a terrible mistake. Baili Shuang laughed at that. "What is persuasion? Can you eat it? If they're bad guys, why not just beat them up?" After living for several thousand years, Baili Shuang believed there was no bad guy he couldn't beat and no problem he couldn't solve with violence. Then someone came along and shattered his perfect record. The man before him had a bruised mouth from Baili Shuang's beating, yet still shamelessly leaned in to kiss his fist. Baili Shuang felt a chill in his heart. "Master, you never told me there were perverts like this who aren't afraid of getting beaten!" A fiery, beautiful top who usually takes the form of a cold, aloof little boy, but is really an ancient monster several thousand years old * a perverted bottom who's not afraid of getting beaten or scolded, is full of bad ideas, and is, in a word, a pervert. Please note: 1. It's something like quick transmigration. 2. This is my kind of feel-good story. If it's not your thing, please click away at the top right. Please don't post comments about reversing the pairing. They'll be deleted if I see them. 3. This story could also be called "A Bad Guy Got Addicted After I Beat Him Up. What Do I Do? Help, I'm Waiting Online" or "After the Gorgeous Guy Beat Me Up, I Couldn't Stop Thinking About Him. What Do I Do? I Hope He Abuses Me for the Rest of My Life. Help, I'm Waiting Online."