"Hi there, you've reached the Years Gone By Taobao Shop. I'm Xiao Nan, your customer service representative."
"Hi there, is there anything I can help you with?"
"Are these comic books you're selling counterfeit?"
Yang Zhinan rolled her eyes and hurriedly typed, "Rest assured, all the comic books in our shop are genuine products from the 1960s. They can't possibly be counterfeit."
"Hello, are all these antiques in your shop authentic?"
"Of course they are! If you don't believe me, buy one and take it home for an expert to appraise." Yang Zhinan replied, rolling her eyes. Why would she bother faking them? With the campaign to eliminate the Four Olds going on, she could bring back who knows how many of these things after one trip out.
One night...
"Wifey, it's been ages since we made love!"
Yang Zhinan pulled out a male masturbator and tossed it to her man. "Get lost, get lost, go far away! I don't have time to entertain you."
The man looked at the masturbator. "Honey, what is this thing?"
"Didn't you want to make love? Put it on yourself."
Reader's Guide:
Light and fluffy writing
No logic
No brains
Exam-prep students, XXX
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