Scheduled to go VIP on Wednesday, January 8. I'll post over 10,000 characters that day. Thank you, little angels, for your support!
Long Xingye is an arrogant Demon Venerable who commands awe throughout the land. One day, he discovers that the good-for-nothing son he tossed into the lower realm is the cannon-fodder villain in a book: he bullies people by flaunting his father's power and picks fights with the protagonist all day, only to lose every time. The protagonist of the book is a genius immortal cultivator from Earth.
Demon Venerable: No matter how useless my son is, I'm the only one allowed to bully him. Protagonist, prepare to die!
But then he meets the protagonist...
Demon Venerable: This guy is the Child of the World, the so-called protagonist? Damn, why does he look so much like my former cultivation partner, who dumped me and ran off a thousand years ago?
Protagonist: Who is this gorgeous man...? Oh no, my heart is fluttering!
Some time later, the villain challenges the protagonist to a duel atop the Starry Summit, and, as usual, the villain loses miserably.
Protagonist: Sorry, I won again. But answer a few questions and I won't kill you. First, is your father still single?
Villain: ???
Protagonist: Second, do you need a dad? What do you think of me?
Villain: ???
Protagonist: And finally, this is my marriage proposal. Ahem, could you pass it on to your father for me?
Villain (turning evil): You stole my girl, my pills, and my divine weapon, and now you're after my dad too??? I'm telling you, forget it! Go die!!!
While the protagonist and villain fight each other to a fever pitch, the Demon Venerable quietly posts on the Heavenly Realm's public information exchange platform:
Q: I found my son a stepdad, but he won't accept him and keeps fighting with him. What should I do?
A: Beat them both half to death. Then the world will be peaceful.
Demon Venerable: Got it. √
PS: An irreverent, chaotic-evil, lighthearted and fun story.
My completed novel, Alpha by Nature [Reborn], is also available in my author's collection!
Xia Lin is an Alpha. In his previous life, he fell in love with a fellow Alpha from military academy. In the end, he watched the man walk down the aisle with a smile, while Xia Lin had to be his best man.
This time around, he's learned his lesson and decides to find an Omega or a Beta. But why are all the people pursuing him a bunch of Alphas???
After taking down his nnnnth suitor, Xia Lin is finally exhausted. Just then, his nnnnth-plus-first suitor quietly appears...
Suitor: You know what I mean.
Xia Lin: I don't. QAQ
Interstellar story, two Alphas, strong leads, one-on-one romance, happy ending.
Please bookmark my upcoming novel, The Center of the Boy Band Is a Cat. Meow, meow, meow!
Lin Luobei is reborn, and somehow ends up with a boy-band-building System.
Apparently, even a pig could use this System to become a top boy-band idol.
Lin Luobei doesn't have a pig, so he throws his cat into the System. And just like that, a dazzling center idol is born.
He then throws in his parrot, tortoise, hamster, bunny, the duck left over from dinner, and a stray dog he picked up. The System spits out handsome young men, each with a different specialty. Add Lin Luobei himself, who is only there to make up the numbers, and a breathtakingly beautiful boy band makes its debut.
The band gets famous before he knows it. As the only human in the group and the man paired with every member, Lin Luobei is feeling more and more pressure.
They've all turned into humans, so why does the cat still burrow into his blanket every day? Why does the dog still lick his face all the time? And what the heck are those interactions that make the CP fans scream?! Can I still quit the band?
Recommended novels by my friends:
After the White Moonlight Dies, I Ascend by Feng Yan: A phoenix-blooded, super-cool sword cultivator x a split-personality white moonlight who cultivates the path of emotionlessness. The author updates diligently, and it's almost finished, so it's a great time to start.
What Does a Normal Mahayana Loose Cultivator Do Before Tribulation? by Ban Ye Yu: A tactless alchemist cultivator bottom x a taciturn, stoic sword cultivator top. Their interactions are adorable!
Theme: Beautiful family bonds
The world is really a good world. If you can't give them a perfect world, then let them die with dignity.
My beautiful qualities as a human being are about to disappear QAQ
It's time for another weekly reminder
Hello, happy birthday, happy new year, please update T^T
If I no longer see updates, some of my good qualities as a human being will disappear (.)
Please update, I really want to see the ending.
I'm about to take a vacation (a weathered and tired smile)
Peace and love, do you think I'm still there?
At the rate of two chapters a week, there will be at most sixteen chapters in the future? Teacher, are you still here? If it doesn't work, you can just send the outline.
This world is about to collapse