Coming soon: Kiss My Little Scrooge, featuring a money-spending, gold-maxing drama queen of a gong x a thrifty shou who beats the white moonlight and kicks the green tea to the curb. Please add it to your collection, mwah~
Is there anything funnier than the dignified Demon Lord being reborn with a demon-slaying pestle slung over his shoulder?
Shi Jiu: No. Absolutely not. If there is, I'll twist my own head off.
The moment word spread that the Demon Lord had returned, the whole immortal realm panicked. The heavenly generals sprang into action, vowing to kill the still-unawakened Demon Lord before he could become a threat. After all, they still remembered his vow to trample the immortal realm before he died!
Shi Jiu: Who are you trying to kill?
Everyone glanced at the demon-slaying pestle, then at the crowd of immortal, demon, and devil underlings gathered behind Shi Jiu.
They all took a synchronized step back. "It wasn't me! I didn't say anything! Please don't get the wrong idea!"
Bonus scene
"I have feelings for you."
"Oh."
"I mean it. Give me a response."
Shi Jiu glanced down. "Is your heart hanging too low?"
Cheng Yun: You're itching for a shellacking, little shrimp!
Shi Jiu: That was fun. I'm happy I did it.
Coming soon: Kiss My Little Scrooge and The Little Panda Must Save the Villain Today, too. Please add them to your collection, my lovely little angels, ball ball~
Reading guide:
A little spoiler up front: the sword wound the shou gets in Chapter One was not inflicted by the gong!! So stop calling the gong a scumbag!! He's the Demon Lord's loyal little wolfhound! A scumbag? Not a chance, my friends. Don't read Chapter One and then come yelling at me, it's terrifying. I'm outta here.
1. Daily updates. HE. 1v1.
A story about an amnesiac villainous Demon Lord returning through soul-summoning, shouldering a demon-slaying pestle and reclaiming his place as ruler of heaven and earth. More or less.
A bashful puppy gong who blushes whenever the shou teases him x a soft, sweet, flirtatious shou at first who turns dark, becomes invincible, and fiercely protects his own.
2. Once the shou's memories awaken, his fighting strength reaches beyond the heavens.
3. The most important thing is to take the author and this story home with you. A deep bow to all my lovely readers. Ball ball, please add it to your collection. Thank you, everyone.
After discussing it with my editor, this story will go VIP on June 20. Chapters 30 through 39 will be locked. Please keep supporting it, my lovely readers. I'll send out red envelopes to everyone who comments on the VIP launch chapter~
Theme:
After chasing for so long, the flowers are finally over. There's no such thing as a feast that lasts forever, but I'm still a little sad to see it end. It feels like the daughter I have raised for a long time will get married one day. Thank you, madam, for allowing us to encounter Tianxie and Si Feng, and for bringing us to a wonderful world.
Thank you for your support. I don't know if you still remember me as a grumpy bad-mouthed idiot. When I read the article last year, I was a bit irritable and had a bad temper in my comments. I expressed doubts that the protagonists could still be together. However, they responded to my questions very gently. It's really great. I went to the website today and came across the comments I posted before. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry.
It's really hard to be a good person. Why
I still feel that my brother's death was too sudden, but if he hadn't died, he would have become crooked, and I don't know if it could be corrected. All in all, the author writes very well.
It's time for Shi Cheng to take on the script. Si Feng is really not as good as his younger brother Shi Shou.
It's such a pity that my brother died. . .
I finished it all in one night, and I feel a little disappointed. I still want to continue reading, so please do your best!! Bookmarked the next book!!
Hahahahahahaha I like this episode!!!! So cute
It looks good, give it to Huahua_(:з∠)_
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