My Brother, Who Is Five Years Younger Than Me, Got a Girlfriend Who's My Roommate

[The tags were picked at random, and so was the blurb]

This is actually based on a true story from my roommate (not really). Basically, it's another bizarre tale drenched in melodrama.

I haven't figured out how this story should end yet, even as I'm writing this blurb. How about I just write until I get there, readers?

That's all.