When the Well Water Meets the River

Bie Cangyue is the third young master of Bie Fu Manor, a bully in Qianjiang City, a spoiled playboy, and a notorious scoundrel.

Murong Lai is the young prince of Prince Mu's residence in Qianjiang City, the city's guiding light, and a young talent renowned far and wide.

One is a man of the streets, the other a man of the court. They should have kept out of each other's way.

But for some reason, the young Prince Mu has decided he must marry a man like him. What kind of propriety is that? What kind of propriety!

Bie Cangyue is drugged with a muscle-relaxing powder by his second brother and dumped into the bridal sedan bound for Prince Mu's residence. On the first night of their marriage, he is thoroughly ravished.

Bie Cangyue: Let's divorce.

Murong Lai: Under the laws of Great Xia, you can't divorce without a valid reason once you have a child.

Bie Cangyue: I'm a real man, born with iron bones. Why would I have a child!?

Murong Lai: But you're already pregnant.

Bie Cangyue: You dared to make me take a pregnancy pill?

Murong Lai: My lady, please calm down. I didn't. I really didn't.

Main couple: Some kind of loyal-dog top x a free-spirited, domineering, tsundere bottom (power couple, pregnancy and childbirth, sweet romance)

Secondary couple: Some kind of scumbag top x a stoic, sharp-tongued bottom (power couple, pregnancy and childbirth, the top gets put through the wringer)

P.S. This story includes pregnancy and childbirth, but there are no third-sex characters or anything like that. The men give birth by abnormal means.

The setting is ridiculous, the characters are ridiculous, the story is ridiculous, and the plot is even more ridiculous.

A hodgepodge of every melodramatic trope under the sun.

P.P.S. The secondary couple has a scumbag top, not a masochistic bottom. The top gets put through the wringer... but there won't be a new top, so if you like partner-swapping, feel free to click away - -

Both couples are one-on-one, but the four characters have some entanglements.

In short: the main couple is sweet, sweet, sweet; the secondary couple is angsty, angsty, angsty.

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Unless something unexpected happens, this story will update every night at eleven.