[Horror Crossover] The Blair Witch

Double feature, kneeling and begging for readers: I Only Want to Cultivate the Truth [Interstellar]

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Being transmigrated as a descendant of the Black Goat Shub-Niggurath was bad enough. Then Satan tricked me into going to Hell to babysit his son?

After finally escaping back to the mortal world, I found everything had changed. Iron men flew through the sky, bugs crawled across the ground, and Earth was tiny, yet crawling with aliens and all kinds of weird gods.

Blair's head throbbed. She opened The Book of Dark Rituals and read the first chapter: Seven Magic Circles. Fine, she'd become the Supreme Witch first!

Superhero version

After making an enemy of Hell, all she wanted was to open a church and find shelter.

Why were so many weird superheroes getting caught on the cross atop her church?

She even had to find a crane to haul the guys down from the cross on her roof. Blair pressed a hand to her forehead.

At most, that cross should have been good for keeping lightning away. How the hell was it acting like a magnet?!

She still had a pile of horror movies to deal with, and some director was calling her nonstop.

"Hello, I'm Nini's cousin, not his mom, okay? Could you stop calling me every time something happens?"

Male lead: Cthulhu

This novel's world is based on the Cthulhu Mythos.

Double feature: I Only Want to Cultivate the Truth [Interstellar]

Blurb

After finally making it back from the cultivation world, I found that everyone back home had already left Earth and headed for the stars.

Tang Ning cried out in anguish: "Mother planet, couldn't you have waited for me to come back?!"

They say, "Stick your head out and get yourself killed; keep quiet and get rich." Having learned his lesson in the cultivation world, Tang Ning knew that the first rule of survival was to keep a low profile. So he couldn't understand why people kept sabotaging his plans. Sure, he could accept a setup where his ordinary, average dad came from a family of espers. But his fiancee from before he was even born was the Crown Prince of the Empire, and on the road he rescued someone and ended up mentally bonded to a Federation Marshal. What kind of nonsense was that?