Fairy, You Should Be Catching Tang Sanzang

She'd stung the Tathagata and fought Sun Wukong.

Now the scorpion spirit, whose glorious life had been one long exercise in courting death, was reborn.

Having learned her lesson in her previous life,

all she wanted this time was to live peacefully and be a little monster.

Who knew that just a few days later, a young man would come knocking?

The youth stood among the clouds, dressed in red, his features cool and composed:

"It's time for you to capture Tang Sanzang."

The scorpion spirit planted her hands on her hips. "Pah! I'm not going to get myself killed!"

As red silk fluttered in the wind, the youth said, "Oh? Then I'll beat you until you go capture Tang Sanzang."

The scorpion spirit: ...