If you met an alien like Do Min-jun in real life, would you believe he was an alien, or think he was crazy?
At 9:10 p.m. on January 31, 2018, on the night of a lunar eclipse, Wang Junkai found a person at his doorstep?
Part 1: An alien and an Earthling meet for the first time
Li Chen: Who are you? (in alien language)
Wang Junkai: (Damn it, I can't understand you)...
Li Chen: Who am I?
Wang Junkai: You're crazy, you know that?
Li Chen (looking utterly baffled) points at Wang Junkai's mouth, then shakes his head.
Wang Junkai (If I can't understand something this obvious, I must be an idiot.)
Part 2: After the alien is taken home by Wang Junkai
At dinner
Li Chen stares blankly at the pile of strange things in front of him, then turns to look at Wang Junkai. Wang Junkai finally believes that he really did bring home an alien, but still patiently teaches him how to use chopsticks, hand over hand.
The alien is a quick learner and gets the hang of it after watching once. However... Wang Junkai looks on in despair as the alien passes out and comes down with a fever after a single meal. In his mind, a thousand mud horses are galloping by.
P.S. This story has nothing to do with real life, so please don't flame me. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Don't pick fights just to get attention.
