I'm Even More Dramatic Than an Actor

Weibo: @Suishi Anw [The main story is complete. For the extras, see the line above.] After moving, Cheng Jiayan once thought there must be a huge family living next door. Because every day, they would be dancing at a club, singing opera, or practicing tai chi, never repeating themselves all week. Until he called the landlord, who told him with absolute certainty, "There's just one person. A woman." He was deeply skeptical. After hanging up, he knocked on the neighbor's door. As it opened, he heard someone inside singing, "Love is an open door..." Cheng Jiayan: "..." He silently closed the door again. Theatrical drama queen who loves putting on a show x a man who says one thing but means another Little extra: Xiao Sui recently watched a Korean drama and imitated the heroine, trying to act coy with Cheng Jiayan. Cheng Jiayan was unmoved. "What are you saying?" Xiao Sui: "It's awful of me to pretend to be pretty, isn't it? But it really troubles me too. I'm not pretending to be pretty. I was born pretty. Everyone thinks I'm putting on an act, and Sui Sui is tired of it too! Hmph! Hmph!" Cheng Jiayan: "...See that wall?" Xiao Sui nodded. Cheng Jiayan: "Go walk into it." Xiao Sui sniffled, knelt at his feet, and cried, "Your Majesty, this concubine cannot do it!" Cheng Jiayan: "..." Reading Guide: 1. Please don't scrutinize the rankings. 2. No real-life models. Sweet romance, one-on-one, happy ending. 3. If you spot any plot holes, please point them out gently. I'll take it, orz. 4. If your purchase ratio is below 70%, please clear your cache and try again after 24 hours. Theme: