[Crossover] Another Day of Retirement at the Citadel

The new Sword Master is terminally lazy. All they want is to eat their fill, drink their fill, and sunbathe at the citadel, while petting cats, walking dogs, and tending plants. But fate has other plans. Every time it looks like they can finally settle into the enviable life of a layabout, some strange incident forces the Sword Master to be a little more diligent, a little more attentive, and a little kinder. They don't look like a promising candidate at all, yet they always make a dazzling entrance at the critical moment and save the day. But can you really bear the consequences of that? What? You don't want the Sword Master getting into fights, making enemies, and racking up romantic debts? Then could you swords please get your own emotional problems under control first? The Sword Master really doesn't want to be your overworked, unpaid life coach...