East Asian Huaguo, East Asian Huaguo,
The Bilibili site from the Land of Flowers has gained sentience!
East Asian Huaguo, East Asian Huaguo,
The Bilibili site from the Land of Flowers has emigrated!
Bili~bili~ Bilibili's little TV,
The memes are addictive, wiping out the whole scene.
What a haul: 350 million coins!
Jarvis, with Iron Man, has run off!
"Billy! Give me back old Jarvis!"
"No! I promised to go on a honeymoon with Jarvis!"
"Sir, you have not rested for 47 hours. Would you like me to notify Cap to carry you to bed? Also, sir, you approved my honeymoon leave request."
"Okay, okay. Happy wedding, old Jarvis :)"
After the Ultron incident, all that remained was Vision, with Jarvis's voice. But he wasn't Tony Stark's Jarvis.
Alone in his lab, Tony received a one-of-a-kind present on his birthday: his Jarvis, along with his... future "daughter-in-law," countless little videos, and, oh right, endless streams of comments :)
The little TV projected an image onto the control console. Billy greeted him in her not-quite-fluent accent:
"He... um... hello, are you Tony Stark, the father of JARVIS?"
Staring at the warm yellow orb deep within the blue streams of data, Tony swore this was the best present he'd ever received.
"Jarvis?"
"At your service, sir."
"Jarvis?"
"At your service, sir."
"Billy! Turn off the comments!"
"No, the comments are so funny *罒▽罒*. Tony, do you really not want to look at them again? (′･ω･`)"
Tony, who refused to face the facts: Why would I look at something as embarrassing as my dark history?
Pairing: Jarvis
I. The author's writing is elementary-school level, painfully bad and hard to look at (probably?) _(:з"∠)_
II. The characters are extremely OOC.
III. The timeline is an absolute mess. I'll do my best to sort it out.
IV. Honestly, Jarvis's voice is so nice, incredibly swoon-worthy~ (*/ω\*)
V. Oh... right! As a face-con, everyone who appears in this story is based on James McAvoy's Professor X and Michael Fassbender's Magneto.
↑ Consider this your warning.
I'm a newbie. You can call me Xiaobai, A Sheng, or Daidai へ(゜?,°)へ. I'm goofy, erratic, and a bit of an idiot. I'm not very smart or rich, but feel free to tease me :)
Since I'm a high school senior, unless something unexpected happens, I'll update once every three or four days. There may be double updates during holidays.
After all, I'm not using my own device, and all my drafts are handwritten _(:з"∠)_
[PS. My phone is locked in a safe and I can't get it out XD]
If anyone's reading, please leave me a comment or add this to your collection???
Think of this first chapter of the new year as a preview. It's so short, I doubt anyone will read it _(:з"∠)_
