Crossover: The Disguiser + Love Is Not Blind and the Makeup Corpse

"I hear you've had a lot of experience with relationships."

Cheng Hao felt there was something off about Mu Yan's remark. "Why does that sound so weird when you put it like that?"

"Okay, let me ask you this. Can you tell me why nobody I've dated has lasted more than a week? Is it because of my job?" Mu Yan sat across from Cheng Hao. At the end, she couldn't help clutching her chest dramatically, as if her heart were breaking.

Seeing this, Cheng Hao laughed awkwardly. It was the first time he'd met a beautiful woman who couldn't sell herself. No wonder she couldn't find any takers. He could take her on himself, though. "Maybe you just haven't been going about it the right way. By the way, forgive me for asking, but what do you do?"

"I'm a mortician," Mu Yan replied, immediately brightening up at the mention of her job. She smiled.

Cheng Hao nodded. "Being a makeup artist sounds like a pretty good job!"

"You think so too! I knew those people just didn't appreciate it. Let me tell you, I'm not bragging, but even if someone was burned to a crisp, I could restore them to their original appearance. Even if you were hacked into pieces, I could make you look gorgeous before you went to the crematorium."

When Mu Yan finished that last sentence, Cheng Hao was so frightened he fell right off his chair. "The crematorium?"

"Yeah! Didn't I tell you I'm a mortician? I do makeup for corpses." As soon as Mu Yan finished speaking, she saw that Cheng Hao had backed his chair into a corner. She walked over and carefully patted his shoulder. Cheng Hao was so startled that all he could do was: "..."